April 2011
7 posts
Stephanie: We can be like your children like on your desk (photos).
Van Grove: Well I don't even have my children on here if you haven't noticed.
“I love my new desk that falls apart.”
They get so heated when it comes to sports
Prosser: I'm a realist.
Van Grove: No, you're a pessimist.
“You funny people.”
“You always make me believe.”
– Stephanie Espinoza on Van Grove’s faith in sports
“Prosser said the Padres suck, so they go all the way to the end and lost, and he...”
“I said, “You’re such a hater.” He got so pissed and started...”
– On Prosser and SDSU basketball
March 2011
4 posts
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Today is Van Grove's birthday...
….and he is going to receive many picture messages today…
January 2011
10 posts
“No bars at Qualcomm, you mind as well go home.”
“At AT&T Park you can’t get reception! Can’t even get it there!”
– With AT&T phones
“He [Stevie Jobs] doesn’t care about me, sorry. I know someone who knows...”
“My wife was like ‘Shut up!’”
“I have this nice face; they don’t want to hit me!”
– Regarding fans of other sports teams
December 2010
1 post
We visit Van Grove.
September 2010
1 post
“I like nasty ones.”
– Van Grove, School Year: 2010-2011
June 2010
4 posts
Watch
“I hope they hit one and it hits you.”
– Van Grove, to Ankur, about a baseball.
May 2010
33 posts
“Van Grove is struggling for identity.”
– (via heckyeahmrprosser)
“He made fun of me. Mr. Thomas does not converse; he mocks.”
“There was no miracle drug at the time.”
“Yeah baby!”
“Prosser is a loser.”
“I do whatever I dang please.”
“I’m a nice obnoxious.”
“We’re dead.”
– Mark Carland, Van Groove’s best friend which he was a best man for and then had a long time where they just didn’t connected and then they reunited this year for a Mammoth trip
“Normal people can become crazy.”
“I have more notes on him talking than math!”
– Tracey Nguyen, discussing her avid note-taking in Calculus with Van Groovy
“We should make this class a reality show.”
– Regarding 6th period AP Calc.
More drugs
Van Grove: Math lab.
Craig: Meth lab?
“It’s ok, life’s tough.”
“You loserface!”
“I prefer to fail you.”